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Freaky Spiral

1. Look at the spiral in the middlle of the image
2. Keep concentrating for about 30 seconds.
3. Now Look at your hand.
4. DO NOT SCREAM. Take care!
Freaky Spiral

Amazing Facts

The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.(the Wright brother’s invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
Slugs have four noses
Sharks can live up to 100 years
Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
Kangaroos can’t walk backwards
About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday
The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
Octopus have three hearts
If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange
The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The survivor is born.
Most cats are left pawed
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant
You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Its not that difficult to remember facts πŸ˜€

Brain of an Indian

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN
AMERICA.

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. Β He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank’s
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow “$5,000”

The Indian replies: “Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return'”

Ah, the mind of the Indian…

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