An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank.  He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank’s
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow “$5,000″

The Indian replies: “Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return’”

Ah, the mind of the Indian…

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Do not worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

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